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What British People Say VS What They Actually Mean

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Panama City Prostitute Claims She Had Amazing Sex With Justin Bieber

This probably isn’t true, but it’s a really funny story and is being reported in one of Panama’s national newspapers called Cronicas – which is apparently at least halfway reputable – so there’s a good...

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40 Most Awkward English Translation Fails Of All Time

Anyone for some rude and unreasonable chicken? How about some urinate fish boll rice noodles? Here are 40 of the most awkward and hilarious English translation fails of all time: ☛ Watch Next: Fresh...

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18 Actors You Didn’t Know Have Been In Studio Ghibli Films

English dubbing is big business, but alongside most animated movies – be they cartoon illustrated or CGI – often the voices behind these characters go unnoticed for the most part. This is usually...

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Teacher Gets Suspended For Setting Lil Wayne Lyrics As English Homework; Even...

Earlier in the month, reports came through about a school in Florida that assigned Lil Wayne lyrics as English homework in an attempt to help some eighth grade students grasp at language concepts such...

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Fast Food Workers List The Foods That You Should Never Order

A recent thread on Reddit was entitled ‘Fast food workers of Reddit, what should we NOT order at your restaurant? Why not?‘ and came up with a wealth of responses. Have a read of these – they could...

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VIDEO: Ben Raybourn Joins Nike SB Team; Posts Insane Skate Video To Celebrate

Watching Ben Raybourn skate is like watching a video game skateboarder because he’s got one of the cleanest and slickest techniques in the game. He’s just joined Nike and to celebrate he’s released...

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The Origin Of English Phrases: Nautical Sayings

I love the origins of words and phrases, I guess that makes me a bit of a sad sack, but whatever. English is a strange language, it’s like a sponge. It sucks up words and phrases from other parts of...

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The Origin Of English Phrases: Biblical Sayings

The English language is a queer beast. I guess most languages are pretty odd if you look at them long and hard enough. English has been influenced and added to over the years by Danish, Italian,...

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VIDEO: Wannabe Gangster Rapper Acts Tough With Gun; Almost Shoots Himself

If you’re a white guy who’s into gangster rap in the US then it’s probably a given that at some point in your life you’ve posed in the mirror waving a gun around reciting your favourite Eminem lyrics...

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VIDEO: Brazilian Kids Learn To Speak English By Talking To Lonely Chicago...

We try not to post overtly soppy stuff like this on Sick Chirpse too often, but I thought that this was just too good an idea to ignore because not only was it supremely practical and useful, but it...

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VIDEO: Lewis Holtby Takes Out Howard Webb With Sliding Tackle In Ledley...

Referees aren’t exactly popular with football fans by any stretch of the imagination and even though Howard Webb has a fairly good reputation, it’s unlikely that many football fans truly think that...

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English Guy Teaches Japanese People How To Say Fuck Properly

Fuck and its many, many variations and alternate uses apparently isn’t taught to people in other countries when they’re attempting to learn our beautiful language, in a move that I’m sure many of you...

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This Facebook Graph Shows How Many Extra Os Countries Use When Celebrating Goals

Facebook recently announced that the World Cup was the biggest event in its history, and to follow it up it’s released one of the dumbest charts in its history which finds out on average how many extra...

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VIDEO: British Couple Caught Having Sex Between Parked Cars In Magaluf (NSFW)

Here’s one for our Weirdest Places People Have Been Caught Having Sex list – a British couple going at it between two parked cars in Magaluf and completely taking the spotlight away from the girl who...

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England Fires Massive Fart At France

What’s not to love about a bit of good old UK/France rivalry? Some genius has only gone and made a giant arse hole to fart at the French. Colin Furze has a dope as fuck youtube channel where he builds...

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The Walking Dead Pancakes Are Here

The Walking Dead returned on Sunday night for a fifth series and people were pretty excited – so much so that it received its highest ever rating of 17.3 million viewers in the States. It’s also led to...

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Chinese University Kills Stray Dog After It Starts Attending Lectures

Students at the Northwest A&F University in China are furious after university officials killed a dog that had become a campus mascot after it started attending lectures. Casper the dog would...

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These Japanese Tops With English Text Make Absolutely No Sense At All

Over in Japan, it’s apparently the height of fashion to wear a t-shirt with some English words on it that make absolutely no sense in the order that they’ve been assembled in. I’m not sure what the...

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English Dude Goes Completely Insane In American McDonald’s And Beats The Crap...

McDonald’s – the perfect setting for people to completely lose the plot (remember chicken nuggets girl? What a psycho). This week we’ve got an English dude single-handedly destroying the British...

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